I took a couple of photos of myself today. I really like the light in the pictures. Even in the second photo where I have THE darkest circles under my eyes ever! I’m sorry to disappoint you though. It’s just the light playing tricks. I don’t really look that gloomy. Anyway, the colours of the photos reminds me of the Mona Lisa. When I realized that I tried to pose like Mona Lisa but I don’t think I did very well. I got the smile right though. Don’t I look enigmatic?
A while ago me and a friend looked up weird names in a online phone book. We found some really odd ones. Just look at these:
Evil Perhaps even DR. EVIL! (Austin Powers reference) Pain My name is Pain. Angelica Pain! Kill Talk about bad-ass name! Stalin Yes, there’s actually people who haven’t changed name not to be associated with evil dictatorship. Billig Means “cheap” in Swedish. Hora Means “whore” in Swedish. Imagine your last name is Billig and then you marry a guy who’s name is Hora. You’ll be Billig Hora (cheap whore)! Hat Means “hate” in Swedish. Katt Means “cat” in Swedish. Hund Means “dog” in Swedish. Anka Means “duck” in Swedish. Viking Hårdrock Some dude’s middle names were Viking Hårdrock which means Viking Hard rock. I bet it wasn’t his parents who gave him those names.
And since I still have the best taste in music ever I’ll share another song with you. Don’t feel obligated to listen to it if you don’t feel like it but if you suspect we might have the same taste (good taste, that is ) in music give it a listen.
Flesh Field – Haven
Your face is always clear.
It’s not difficult to see you.
To me you’re just a mirror,
Reflecting whom I always knew.
You’re not the only one who’s afraid of the world outside.
You’re not the only one who’s given in to fear and tried to hide.
My hands are bleeding from the digging, and the building of
New barriers and walls that keep me safe from all that I once loved.
Don’t assume I’m blind.
I know all about you.
Don’t leave me behind.
I can’t survive without you.
It’s funny when you find yourself thinking about executing computer commands in real life. The other day at work I was organizing books and put a book at the wrong shelf. For a split second I thought “I’ll click “undo move” to fix this”. Like you do when you’ve moved a file to the wrong folder on the computer. Then I realized “Oh yeah, real life doesn’t work like that”.
Another funny thing happened when I was watching the TV-show Jericho. Three people were hiding in a barn while a fourth was sneaking around outside. The people inside the barn stood there quietly to avoid discovery. Then my Anti-virus program made a sound to announce that the software had been updated. I immediately thought “Oh no! I hope he didn’t hear that!”. Yes. For a split second I feared that the sound from my anti-virus program might have compromised the safety of three guys hiding inside a barn, on a TV-show I was watching on my computer. Obviously a second later I felt kinda silly for thinking that.
Have you experienced anything like this? I’m sure you have so tell me all about it!
I just came to think about one of the funnier stories from my high school years.
I had this friend who had this boyfriend. My friend wanted to break up with him but first make him understand they weren’t a good couple. To scare the guy off she called in expert help. Me and two other of her more alternative friends. The five of us went to a café. Me looking like I did back then. Big black hair, wearing a plastic tiara and probably some weird clothes. My friends looked similar.
So this guy was rich, well dressed and right-wing. Me and my friends were alternative and left-wing. Of course socialism was something we discussed during the entire evening. How socialism was good and capitalism not, to be exact. I don’t remember what else we talked about but the whole point was to scare the guy off so probably something rich right-wing people aren’t interested in. After a while the guy just sat there quiet and looked more bored than I’ve ever seen anyone look.
When we went our separate ways my friend asked her boyfriend what he thought about her friends. He didn’t like us. Now that’s a shocker! She told him one of the reasons why they couldn’t be together was that she couldn’t date someone who didn’t like her friends. And so she dumped him.
I feel kinda sorry for the guy. If I had been in the same (but reversed) situation, sitting there with a bunch of right-wing people bashing my political ideas I most certainly wouldn’t be too happy with the situation. Back then I found it pretty funny though. OK, I have to admit that I still find it pretty funny. I’m a bad person.
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Me and a friend did some web design like it was 1998. The worst possible kind of 1998. What do you think? We’d gladly help you with a new layout for your site. I’ll find you the perfect graphics and Milla will write excellent code. All this for a “small” fee. E-mail me for details!
So last night was interesting. I partied with my friends at my place and then went to the pub with them. At the pub we talked to some guys who tagged along to my place after the pub closed. They seemed to be nice. Until they started talking about a bet. Apparantly one of the guys got 100 SEK (9€) if he talked to me. They sat in my kitchen talking about it. Well actually one of the guys filmed the other guy while they talked about it. It’s all pretty ironical since one of them bought me a tequila at the pub. That costed him at least 70 SEK so that leaves him with 30 SEK from the bet. Whatever the fuck that was all about I thought they were assholes. Sitting in my fucking apartment talking about a bet about me! Cunts.
So, like any classy lady would do I took my marguerata mix bottle and poured it over the guy with the camera. Then I poured a bowl of popcorn over him. After that they decided they’d leave so I followed them into the hallway, grabbed a bottle of soap from the bathroom and poured that over both of them. When they were walking down the stairs I stood lurking above. They looked up and saw me with the soap bottle but there was nowhere to go but down so they had to walk down under my rain of soap. Then I laughed. Oh man, did I laugh! This is the funniest thing I’ve done in months! Of course I was the one cleaning up the popcorn, marguerita mix and soap later but it was so worth it! OMG, the soap in their hair and on their clothes! That’s a image which will make me ROFLMFAO for a long time! I’m not even mad. My revenge was so sweet that I just can’t stop laughing. XD Funny, funny, funny! Oh and they were in such a hurry to escape that one of them left his sweater. Too bad for him because I’m throwing it away! Ha! XD
Welcome to Whirlwind, the online home of a 26 year old Swedish girl named Angelica. The site consists of 140 MB words, photos and art. Please do take a look around.
Welcome to Whirlwind, the online home of a 26 year old Swedish girl named 
